Minkie's Pledge:
I pledge allegiance to the fish of the United States of America, and tuna republic, for which it swims, on fish pond, under fish, individual, with liver seed and cod oil for all...

There's nothing better than ruining slippers on a Thursday afternoon.

My pants are fine and I can't tell you how much I appreciate chairs   

"The Grand History of Fish through quotes,

 famous sayings and passages"

The Prayer 

"Our fish, who art in water, shallow be they depth.

Thy oceans come, thy gill be done on lakes as it is in ocean.

Give us this fish our daily bread coating.

And fillet us our fish as we fry them in oil. For thine is the fish sauce,

the scaling knife, and the fish heads forever,

Amen

The Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the fish of the united states of America,

and tuna republic, for which it swims, one fish pond, under trout,

individual, with liver seed and cod oil for all

The Declaration

We hold these fish to be flash-frozen, that all fish are created equal,

that they are spawned by their Creator with certain unsalable Rights,

that among these are trout, Mahi Mahi and the pursuit of Cuttlefish.

Amendment I

Fish shall make no law respecting an establishment of canneries,

or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the filleting of fish,

or of the press; or the right of the fish peaceably to swim about in schools;

and to petition the government for a redress of gutting us.

For fish so loved to swim, that they gave their only begotten entrails,

that whosoever eat them should not float to the surface, but have everlasting taste. 

AMENDMENT VI:

 No Groper shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise tangled line,

unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand Flounder,

except in cases arising in the aquarium or naval fishes, or in the militia,

when in actual service in time of eating frenzy or public danger;

nor shall any Herring be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or fin;

nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself,

nor be deprived of life, liberty, or algae, without due process of law;

nor shall private property be taken for oceanic use, without just compensation.

Oh beautiful for tasty fish, for shrimp have poop filled veins,

on purple fishes majesty above the sea bream's mane!

Barracuda Barracuda Fish shed it's eggs on thee,

and Salmon's good grilled on charcoal wood from fin to shining fin!

TThe Starfish Spangled Bannerfish

Oh say can you fish, by the prawn's early light

Sculptured Frogfish we ate, and some tasty fresh Sea Bream

Who's broad Striper and bright starfish, thro' the perilous Shark

O'er the Pipefish we caught, were so gallantly swimming

And the rockfish down there, make our hooks always snare

We fished through the night, but the Flounder was bare

Oh say does that Singular Bannerfish wade

Through the oceans of the Breams, and the Smelt in the Bay

My Catfish Tis Of Thee

My Catfish tis of Thee,

Sweet and so tasty

Of Thee I sing.

Sand where my Flounders died,

And of the Pygmy Seahorse pride

 From every ocean’s tide

Let fishes ring

Cod Bless America

Cod Bless America. Fish that I love

Swim beside her, and fry her

With some spice 

with a light from the stove.

Fish the rivers, from the ferries ,

And the oceans, white with foam

Cod bless America, 

My home sweet and sour home.

It’s A Small Fish After All

It's a world of Flounder, 

and Cuddlefish;

And a pound of Carp makes 

a tasty dish.

But the fish that you caught

Is so small, and it’s not

Going to feed us after all.

It's a small fish after all,

It's a small fish after all.

It's a small fish after all.

It's a small, small fish.

There is just one pan

And some old bread crumbs 

We can coat it up and hope it 

Feeds just one

Though I don’t think it will

So lets hang out and chill,

At the Glorietta Mall.

It's a small fish after all,

It's a small fish after all.

It's a small fish after all.

It's a small, small fish.

Shark The Herring

Shark the herring

Angelfish sing

Glory to the new spawned Ling (Cod)

Fish on earth

And Sea Perch wild

Cod and swimmers reconciled

Joyful all ye flounders rise

Join the Sand Smelts with big eyes

With Atlantic Salmon braised

Haddock is grilled in marinade

Shark the Herring 

Angelfish sing

Glory to the new spawned Ling (Cod)

 
Oh Steelhead Trout

Oh Steelhead Trout

Oh Steelhead Trout

How lovely are your tailfins

(that’s all for that one)

 Sturgeon smells

Sturgeon smells 

Sturgeon smells

Salmon lays red eggs

Oh what fun it is to fry

Sea Prawns with big legs (hey!)

Dashing through the flow

In the ocean’s open waves

O’re the eels we go

Hot grills are our graves!

Or batter dipped and fried

With cider vinegar on the side

It’s good that fish can’t scream and cry

When they get hooked in the eye HEY!

Sturgeon Smells

Sturgeon Smells

Salmon lays red eggs

Oh what fun it is to fry

Sea Prawns with big legs HEY!

Silent Carp

Holy Carp

All is calm

All is bright

Round yon Sturgeon

Atlantic Pike

Holy Catfish

Tender when fried

Dipped in heavenly sauce

Dipped in heavenly sauce